this is really the most interesting blogpost of this month.
IM PREPARED TO HAVE OVER A 100HITS.
omg shioks.
i hope nuffnang give me advert this week!
k la.
MAIN THING IS - MARILYN.
i cant think of a better word than slut to describe her.
slut is too nice for her in my terms lor.
i call everyone slut.
im already nice enough not to post this on hwc's blogspot.
and after re reading her emails.
she really sibei kum lan.
SO YTD.
lao niang launched massive collection y'know!
http://herwalkincloset.livejournal.com/25969.html
its here just in case you haven view :X
hhehehe.
let me tell you my impression of marilyn first.
VERY NICE.
VERY FRIENDLY.
kind, maybe.
she's those, she'll say very nice stuff,
then you confirm will get restocks for her,
she'll be very polite and thank you alot.
all in all,
a very nice customer among herwalkincloset.
TILL TODAY.
after invoicing her,
and she acknowledged the invoice,
i received this
'Hello herwalkincloset.. thanks for e prompt invoice.
I just rem tt i have some stored credits with u outstanding since e beginning of e year al.
If u dont mind, i wld like to use them for this purchase now.
Pls refer to more details from my next email which i will be forwarding to u shortly, which contains my payment amt, my transaction details, our mail exchanges, plus my outstanding credits stored.
Thank you v much.'
note - beginning of the year ok.
TRUE ENOUGH.
she forward me these emails we exchanged in the beginning of the year!
for best illustration,
i decided to add in photos!
at first, i saw the last email.
since jan we owe her $25?
or rather i owe her??
so okay.
i checked my email.
checked isa's emails.
realized isa baby owe her $1.
she got $1 as credit.
AT FIRST, I STILL GIVE HER BENEFIT OF DOUBT.
maybe she accidentally wrote the $1 as $25.
so,
i re read the email.
hi babe
so sorry, it is oos. do u mind if we put the $25 as credit?
LET ME TELL YOU.
WHAT EILS USUALLY DO WHEN REPLYING CUSTOMERS.
'hey babe
so sorry leh, its OOS liao. you wanna exchange for another item / put the $25 on credit? if not do let me know your account number, will do a refund for you. so sorry about it ya :)
FIRST,
i dont use HI.
SECOND.
as you all know,
i really love conversing with customers in broken english.
you CONFIRM see a lah, leh, lor, in my emails.
AND.
all my emails is full of smiley faces.
YOU WILL NEVER MISSED IT.
THEN.
im already quite pissed she self edit this email.
AND.
im so thankful for gmail.
because they keep all those emails.
so, my proof.
if i ever have a chance.
i really wanna ask her.
how come replying me i love you,
then after that i tell her the item is OOS?
SHE THINK I SCHIZOPHRENIC MEH?!
so can you imagine,
she always sound so nice in emails.
she's actually a monster!!!!
AND AND AND!
i just realized she said this (refer to pic 2 again)
she self replied to the email i created!
anyway its pretty easy,
just edit nia.
'ok, since i always buy from u girls anw'
I REALLY WANNA LAUGH AT HER STUPIDITY NOW.
THAT EMAIL SHE FORWARD ME.
was her first purchase.
when did she always buy items from us?
its either she use a different identity.
or she REALLY REALLY REALLY believed herwalkincloset owners are stupid.
because......
YES STILL GOT!
i'll explain to you why isa owe her $1!
you see.
STUPID ISA BABY.
send people wrong colour.
which is why we gotta reimburse her the $1 postage fees,
which became her credit.
what totally pissed the both of us off is this.
isa baby called me in the noon, and inform me.
did you spot the difference now?
IF NO,
pls go bang yourself onto the wall.
ure just as stupid as a cow.
this picture, is the email isa sent her.
the previous one,
is the email she forward to isa.
k,
if you still dunno whats wrong,
i'll be nice and tell you.
the email subject is different.
the one she forward us is - pink
the one we invoiced her - baby blue
Ms chicken turtle slut marilyn,
ordered blue.
isa checked her lj comment.
she wanted blue.
so there she goes!
she got invoiced for blue.
and then she tell isa she send wrong colour?!?!?!?
she actually changed the subject title to pink.
AND DO IT FOR EVERY OF THE EMAILS COS GMAIL HAS RECORDS.
for this,
i really admire her 'patience' in editing everything.
you tell me la you tell me.
WHERE GOT THIS KIND OF PEOPLE ONE??!?!?!?
especially when shes fucking nice in the first place.
but shes actually just being fake.
i feel so cheated even when im not cheated in the end.
you get what i mean?
and, i decided to google her name, her email.
and i found out.
2 years ago,
she cheat another shop too.
but all the details was removed cos her dad refunded the seller.
BUT.
because im a bitchy slut, (just like her)
i'll give you everything except her email.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=691006875&ref=search&sid=531062665.4246461125..1#!/profile.php?id=691006875
her facebook.
http://merrylyn.livejournal.com/
her blog,
which her only post is complaining another shop cheating people's money.
HAHAH.
like wtf is wrong with her.
pot calling kettle black.
and her cc - cozycot nick
mkittenm
i may probably have karma for bitching her until like this.
but she deserved it.
so please leave a comment and console me cos i still feel cheated!
if you dont agree with me,
just shut up and eat the rice your mother cook and fuck off.
she's a slut.
i dunno i dislike ennaenna more or her.
but both.
should just kill themselves and die.
DONT.
DONT COME AND TELL ME SLUT / FUCK IS TOO HARSH.
i think people who think that way are either living in a different era,
or just trying to act pure & innocent.
FUCK YOU.
turtle bai is not harsh.
nabei cheebye is not harsh.
chao turban pundeh also not harsh.
you can only say im too harsh on someone when i say
FUCK 你妈妈
cos lidat means im scolding your mother already,
but she's innocent one.
get it?
*roll eyes*
i hope guanyinma will forgive my sins for being such a bitch today.
AMEN.
ps. she never buy from every collection.
the items she buy.
we've launched till collection 65.
the number of items she bought were FIVE.
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